"The trick, you see, is not just to randomly splash the surface, you know, whipping about in the water. It has to be done with delicacy, you have to be- like this, look - accurate. Precise! Get the timing juuusst about... right! Like that! Now you try it!"
*splash! SPLASH!*
*laughs cheerily*
"No, no, you're doing it all wrong! You wouldn't have fooled a child dropping THEIR crystal in the loo! I suppose that's why I'm the one entrusted with these sort of important tasks! Now go away, I need a minute alone with this thing!"